I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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