he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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