Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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