you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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