I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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