haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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