But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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