Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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