...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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