Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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