when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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