I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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