So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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