So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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