i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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