Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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