Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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