apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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