i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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