Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
