do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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