I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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