Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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