walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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