Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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