ugly people sure do ruin things
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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