I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
His nipple licking is glorious
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