then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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