is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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