We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize