why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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