That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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