Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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