Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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