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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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