More tranny stories later!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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