Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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