you turned your livingroom into a bong?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
My bed smells like the plague
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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