There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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