Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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