Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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