so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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