That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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