So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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