Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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