i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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