I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You are the jesus of drinking
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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