its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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