I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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