I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
one might say we're banned from that church
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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