I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do vagina's smell?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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