Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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