I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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