I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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